Today I have experimented with a Canadian goat brie cheese. And so this is what I wrote them:
This is to report that this cheese is the most disgusting, foul, vile smelling cheese in this universe right along with Vieux Lille, a French blue cheese of the utmost revulsion.
Repulsive, offensive, nasty and smelly are other adjectives that come to mind.
I would advise you to seal the remainder of your inventory in hazmat containers, nuke'em at an extremely high temperature and send them to an inhabitable planet in a far remote galaxy.
I understand that this might seem a bite extreme and quite expensive. But the salvation of mankind is at stake. Any other disposal method would contaminate water tables, air and worldwide ecosystems thus creating an irreversible ecological disaster.
For God, for country and for her majesty the Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and, her Great Commonwealth, do not allow anyone else to consume this repugnant, nauseating and revolting product.
Have you no heart, Gentlemen, for callously and insensitively offending mankind? Have you no shame? This is one of those things we wish we could disinvent for it is a reminder of Dark Ages and Barbary. Please, I implore you; get rid of this gift of Satan himself from the darkest recesses of evil minds.
Please, don't stay apathetic, soulless and thick minded to my plea for the liberation of all mankind from this horrendous unholy creation. Please Gentlemen!
Please! Oh noble Canadian neighbours do destroy all your inventory of this product. A mistake has been made, I understand. Repent yourselves for what you have done. Repent!
If you have ever loved your mothers, your grandmothers, your sisters and your wives protect them from shame, disgrace, dishonor and infamy for having produced such calamity.
Oh, horror! Oh, misery! Oh, atrocity! My heart is bleeding tears of despair for the Armageddon predicted hath come upon us. Oh, God of Abraham! Oh Zeus and the divinities of the Parthenon! Oh, son of Mary! Deliver us from this infamy. Save our Children from ever tasting such ignominious mortification.
Aarrgh!
Woolwich Dairy Inc. (Head Office)425 Richardson Road.Orangeville, OntarioCanada L9W 4Z4ph. 519 941-9206 fax 519 941-9349
This is to report that this cheese is the most disgusting, foul, vile smelling cheese in this universe right along with Vieux Lille, a French blue cheese of the utmost revulsion.
Repulsive, offensive, nasty and smelly are other adjectives that come to mind.
I would advise you to seal the remainder of your inventory in hazmat containers, nuke'em at an extremely high temperature and send them to an inhabitable planet in a far remote galaxy.
I understand that this might seem a bite extreme and quite expensive. But the salvation of mankind is at stake. Any other disposal method would contaminate water tables, air and worldwide ecosystems thus creating an irreversible ecological disaster.
For God, for country and for her majesty the Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and, her Great Commonwealth, do not allow anyone else to consume this repugnant, nauseating and revolting product.
Have you no heart, Gentlemen, for callously and insensitively offending mankind? Have you no shame? This is one of those things we wish we could disinvent for it is a reminder of Dark Ages and Barbary. Please, I implore you; get rid of this gift of Satan himself from the darkest recesses of evil minds.
Please, don't stay apathetic, soulless and thick minded to my plea for the liberation of all mankind from this horrendous unholy creation. Please Gentlemen!
Please! Oh noble Canadian neighbours do destroy all your inventory of this product. A mistake has been made, I understand. Repent yourselves for what you have done. Repent!
If you have ever loved your mothers, your grandmothers, your sisters and your wives protect them from shame, disgrace, dishonor and infamy for having produced such calamity.
Oh, horror! Oh, misery! Oh, atrocity! My heart is bleeding tears of despair for the Armageddon predicted hath come upon us. Oh, God of Abraham! Oh Zeus and the divinities of the Parthenon! Oh, son of Mary! Deliver us from this infamy. Save our Children from ever tasting such ignominious mortification.
Aarrgh!
Woolwich Dairy Inc. (Head Office)425 Richardson Road.Orangeville, OntarioCanada L9W 4Z4ph. 519 941-9206 fax 519 941-9349
Photo: www.darefoods.com, not related to this article. I chose their photo solely for esthetic reason.
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